[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Reinhold Metzger]

HEY !!!......What do you mean lack of evidence......you probably meant to
say lack of innocence.

JMT Reinhold
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Keener" <jlkeener at yahoo.com>
To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>; "Craig Stanton"
<craigstanton at mac.com>; "The Mountain Goat" <themtgoat at yahoo.com>; "'PCT-L'"
<pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2007 4:31 PM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE


> Nah. They would have to let you go for lack of
> evidence.
>
> ;=)
>
> J J
>
> --- Reinhold Metzger <reinholdmetzger at cox.net> wrote:
>
> > That is right Mountain Goat......... bad
> > idea.........I need something knee
> > length lest I wind up like BURT REYNOLDS  in the
> > center fold.
> >
> > JMT Reinhold
> > ------------------------
> >
> > Mountain Goat wrote.......If Reinholds initiative
> > fails those Reinhold have
> > to wear a bandanna?.........Naw, bad idea.
> > -------------------------------------
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
> > To: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
> > Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>;
> > <Hiker97 at aol.com>
> > Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 2:33 AM
> > Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE
> >
> >
> > > Craig,
> > > Does that mean you will be wearing an ankle length
> > kilt, or does that mean
> > > you will be shaving your legs?
> > > If you will only be shaving your legs remember to
> > keep your legs crossed
> > at
> > > all times and do not bend over whenever somebody
> > is within close
> > > proximity....this is for your own safety and so
> > you don't wind up in the
> > > center fold like Burt Reynolds.
> > >
> > > JMT Reinhold
> > > Recreational safety consultant
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
> > > To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
> > > Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>;
> > <Hiker97 at aol.com>
> > > Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:58 AM
> > > Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE
> > >
> > >
> > > > Now Reinhold I must object. I am considering the
> > kilt option, being
> > > > of open mind and brave soul I think the benefits
> > maybe worth the less
> > > > than orthodox approach to male unbifucated
> > garments. I'm not one to
> > > > take advantage of the situation though. I may
> > let some one share a
> > > > snickers bar with me, I may even let them cook
> > me some dinner, but
> > > > I'll be darned if they're going to be
> > discovering my hairy legs.
> > > >
> > > > I'm putting in a write in vote
> > > >
> > > > (X)  With a kilt, everyday is free-ball-Friday!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > On 3/04/2007, at 4:14 PM, Reinhold Metzger
> > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Switchback wrote.........Hikers in
> > kilts?..........This is nasty
> > > > > and goes
> > > > > beyond the bounds of  civilized behavior.  I
> > hope this trend goes
> > > > > away.
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------
> > > > >
> > > > > Switchback,
> > > > > I'm glad you are with me on this.
> > > > > Kilts on the
> > PCT?..........Outrageous!!!............we must put a
> > > > > stop to
> > > > > this immediately!!!
> > > > > Being a normal red blooded good old boy,
> > although some may
> > > > > question if in
> > > > > fact I am normal,  besides the scenic grandeur
> > of the wilderness
> > > > > one of the
> > > > > thinks I always enjoy about backpacking is the
> > sight of shapely
> > > > > girly hikers
> > > > > bouncing down the trail. Thru hiking really
> > seems to develop
> > > > > the...uhh...girly parts on girls.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's funny to watch the guy's reactions when
> > they meet up with
> > > > > girls on the
> > > > > trail.
> > > > > Hhhiii.........can I
> > > > > help you set up your tent?
> > > > > Uuuhhh......would like a bite of my Sniker
> > bar?
> > > > > You know, the usual mating ritual.
> > > > > Can you imagine the bewilderment of thru
> > hikers running into some
> > > > > guys in
> > > > > kilts, after several month on the trail and
> > after going through all
> > > > > the
> > > > > mating ritual discover those hairy legs
> > petruding from the kilts?
> > > > > They will question their own sanity, thinking
> > they have been on the
> > > > > trail to
> > > > > long.
> > > > >
> > > > > This is cruel and must be stopped.
> > > > > Kilts must be banned on the PCT or must be
> > ankle length.
> > > > >
> > > > >                  I  SAY  LETS  PUT  IT  TO  A
> > VOTE  AT  THE  KICKOFF
> > > > >
> > > > > Since not everybody will be at the Kickoff use
> > the included
> > > > > absentee ballot
> > > > > by checking the appropriate box and return it
> > to  SWITCHBACK  the
> > > > > Registrar
> > > > > of voters.
> > > > >
> > > > > (   )  BAN  KILTS  ON  THE  PCT
> > > > >
> > > > > (   )  KILTS  MUST  BE  ANKLE  LENGTH
> > > > >
> > > > > JMT Reinhold
> > > > > Ban the kilt advocate
> > > > >
> > > > >
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