[pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE

[Reinhold Metzger]

That is right Mountain Goat......... bad idea.........I need something knee
length lest I wind up like BURT REYNOLDS  in the center fold.

JMT Reinhold
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Mountain Goat wrote.......If Reinholds initiative fails those Reinhold have
to wear a bandanna?.........Naw, bad idea.
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
To: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 2:33 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE


> Craig,
> Does that mean you will be wearing an ankle length kilt, or does that mean
> you will be shaving your legs?
> If you will only be shaving your legs remember to keep your legs crossed
at
> all times and do not bend over whenever somebody is within close
> proximity....this is for your own safety and so you don't wind up in the
> center fold like Burt Reynolds.
>
> JMT Reinhold
> Recreational safety consultant
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Craig Stanton" <craigstanton at mac.com>
> To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
> Cc: "'PCT-L'" <pct-l at backcountry.net>; <Hiker97 at aol.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:58 AM
> Subject: Re: [pct-l] BAN THE KILT INITIATIVE
>
>
> > Now Reinhold I must object. I am considering the kilt option, being
> > of open mind and brave soul I think the benefits maybe worth the less
> > than orthodox approach to male unbifucated garments. I'm not one to
> > take advantage of the situation though. I may let some one share a
> > snickers bar with me, I may even let them cook me some dinner, but
> > I'll be darned if they're going to be discovering my hairy legs.
> >
> > I'm putting in a write in vote
> >
> > (X)  With a kilt, everyday is free-ball-Friday!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On 3/04/2007, at 4:14 PM, Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> >
> > > Switchback wrote.........Hikers in kilts?..........This is nasty
> > > and goes
> > > beyond the bounds of  civilized behavior.  I hope this trend goes
> > > away.
> > > ----------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > Switchback,
> > > I'm glad you are with me on this.
> > > Kilts on the PCT?..........Outrageous!!!............we must put a
> > > stop to
> > > this immediately!!!
> > > Being a normal red blooded good old boy,  although some may
> > > question if in
> > > fact I am normal,  besides the scenic grandeur of the wilderness
> > > one of the
> > > thinks I always enjoy about backpacking is the sight of shapely
> > > girly hikers
> > > bouncing down the trail. Thru hiking really seems to develop
> > > the...uhh...girly parts on girls.
> > >
> > > It's funny to watch the guy's reactions when they meet up with
> > > girls on the
> > > trail.
> > > Hhhiii.........can I
> > > help you set up your tent?
> > > Uuuhhh......would like a bite of my Sniker bar?
> > > You know, the usual mating ritual.
> > > Can you imagine the bewilderment of thru hikers running into some
> > > guys in
> > > kilts, after several month on the trail and after going through all
> > > the
> > > mating ritual discover those hairy legs petruding from the kilts?
> > > They will question their own sanity, thinking they have been on the
> > > trail to
> > > long.
> > >
> > > This is cruel and must be stopped.
> > > Kilts must be banned on the PCT or must be ankle length.
> > >
> > >                  I  SAY  LETS  PUT  IT  TO  A  VOTE  AT  THE  KICKOFF
> > >
> > > Since not everybody will be at the Kickoff use the included
> > > absentee ballot
> > > by checking the appropriate box and return it to  SWITCHBACK  the
> > > Registrar
> > > of voters.
> > >
> > > (   )  BAN  KILTS  ON  THE  PCT
> > >
> > > (   )  KILTS  MUST  BE  ANKLE  LENGTH
> > >
> > > JMT Reinhold
> > > Ban the kilt advocate
> > >
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