[pct-l] Thru Hiker Beer Conversation

[Bighummel at aol.com]

Ancient, crusty hiker says "Drink one beer, take huge p!$$"  "See one woman, 
seen them all!"

Young, fresh, female hiker: "Shut-up and drink, you swine!"

Fat, ugly hiker: "Who youse calling a swine, you pig!"

Bartender:  "I'm getting offended"

Barmaid: "I'm getting offended by your offensiveness"

Gary Larson: "I'm offended by your sensitivity to my offensiveness"

Strider

(who clearly has lost it!)